Be Claus I Got High – Stupid Funny Christmas Song
When Grandma hears this, I’m outta the will man. No more sweet potato pie brother for you.
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| Be Claus I Got High – Bob Rivers W/ Lyrics |

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Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
This one has been around forever and is considered by many to be one funniest Christmas songs they ever heard. I can still remember when I was little and heard it for the first time. I remember looking at my dad and asking him “what did he say?” just to make sure I heard it right. But after that first time, I don’t think there’s a Christmas gone by that I haven’t heard and more than likely sung right along with the chorus of it all. Just don’t go walking around outside on Christmas Eve if you can help it. Hope you enjoy listening to this funny Christmas song. Be sure to watch the video too, I think this one was the original for it.
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| Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer by Dr. Elmo |

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Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere
Another staple in funny Christmas songs are those of Cledus T. Judd. He sings the best country song parodies there are around. And now he’s brought it too Christmas with his parody on Grandma got run over by a reindeer. This time he’s turned it all around and put it on Grandpa and his John Deere. If you’re a redneck, you’ve got to have a Christmas song that has a John Deere and Jack Daniels in it! I just feel sorry for old Bernice – listen and you’ll know why! The only unfortunate thing for me is that this song reminds me of my own Grandpa, jk. Well, some parts maybe. But I’ve never sued John Deere. Don’t let the stress of the season get to you, kick back a while and listen to some funny christmas tunes.
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| Grandpa Got Run Over by a John Deere |

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The Twelve Pains Of Christmas
When you start talking about funny christmas songs, you’ve got to take a look at all the painful things that can go on during a holiday season. I think Bob Rivers summed it up quite well in his rendition of the “Twelve Pains of Christmas”, an absolutely hilarious outtake on the classic Twelve days of Christmas. I think I can relate and have possibly been in every single one of these pains of Christmas. To me, the guy trying to find a parking space, the other sending Christmas cards, and finally the one trying to hang Christmas lights is especially the funniest. You can just hear the different sounds of frustration levels come shining through in their parts. I hope you enjoy this one as much as I do, and don’t forget, leave a comment below and let me know if you’ve ever been in one of these situations. Christmas horror stories are always fun to share, wink-wink.
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| [Runescape] Bob Rivers – The 12 pains of christmas |

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Eric Cartman – O Holy Night – Shock Treatment
This one makes me crack up every time I hear it. I just love when Cartman starts to make up his own lyrics like “Jesus was born so we get some presents”. Really funny outtake when his voice changes, listen for it in the video below. Not only that, you get the typical Cartman rants when he’s had enough. Too good and definitely funny!
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